When you accidentally unplug your headphones at work, do you let your coworkers think you are actually listening to the beegees or do you try to explain what the fogelnest files is? And which is more embarrassing.
Ecstasy makes me a better dancer.
Clearly this has to be documented.
Spencer only drinks out of goblets.
Presented without comment.
You’re beautiful.
Help Chicagoans.
I’ll be in your fair city tonight and I need parking tips. The place we are staying offers $30 parking a day, are there any cheaper options in the Lincoln Park area? Thanks y’all.
I am building a garden because I am afraid of the government!
Also while I was outside I heard a mother yelling for her kids to come in because it was time to eat and I don’t know if I’ve ever been happier in my life.
Ouch.
Mems.
If you can read this it is horrifying.
Do you have a tumblr blog?
Loooooool v happy about this.
Spencer got hit by a car again.
