April 2010
Anonymous asked: Definitely just went through an embarrassing number of pages in your blog. Definitely feel like we're better friends now even though friendship doesn't work that way. Well, maybe it does, but only for stalkers.
And I'm not one of those!
Maybe this isn't so anonymous.
And I'm not one of those!
Maybe this isn't so anonymous.
I have to resist the urge to call my mother because I think I bug her when I call her every day. Haha. I just don’t know what I would do without her.
“That morning the weather had made poets of the people. It sometimes happens- an...”
– William Sansom, “Cat Up a Tree”
You: I love you. Me: Rave on.
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Just found out I don’t have homework so…
you know the drill.
Warning! Whining.
Everything I get excited about I do alone. I even had to pay for someone to go to Henry Rollins with me. Part of the reason I don’t go to shows anymore (other than being in Bloomington most venues are 21+) is because no one I know likes the same music as me. I literally have so little in common with my friends. I like them just fine but I just want to find SOMEONE who gives a shit about the...
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Oh snap Cho and Harry are about to get it on.
Ugh Umbridge pisses me off, and now I don’t feel like writing my paper.
So.
sarajustus:
My mom had some new liquor for me to try out tonight. Some limoncello bullshit.
Point blank here…we mixed it with vanilla froyo, and basically it was alcoholic ice cream.
IM DRUNK OFF TAINTED DAIRY GOODS Y’ALL
OMG WAS IT DANNY DEVITO’S LIMONCELLO????
Apparently Larry King has more sex than I do.
yess'
interwebhipsters:
write english paper at 10:30 night before its due. change date two days behind to make it seem like you didn’t procrastinate.
I used to think I was so clever when I did this. Then I realized MLA format means you put the date the paper is due. Guarantee you Kent won’t notice either way.
I have a crush on a 'mo.
So what else is new?
The loudest fucking asian convention just spilled out of BH 013 and they keep opening the door blasting cold air onto my bare arms and I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM.
So close to being done with this project but all I can think about is steak n shake.
NOMS PLZ I’M DYING
hillarylauer:
Ride With Me Remix-John Mayer ft...
5 tags
Hi, I have a ton of projects I should be working...
1. Take five books off your bookshelf. 2. Book #1 — first sentence 3. Book #2 — last sentence on page fifty 4. Book #3 — second sentence on page one hundred 5. Book #4 — next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty 6. Book #5 — final sentence of the book 7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph:
I became what I am today at the age of twelve, on a frigid overcast day in the winter of...
Have I mentioned what a huge fan I am of the 5 a.m. trains by my window?
girlcyborg:
Make You Feel Better- Madeline &...
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I know that I need to stop dating people exactly...
But I can’t help it. I love myself too much.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST PART OF THE INTERNETS →
Driving home I realized something about myself.
And then I forgot it. So sitting here I realized something about myself.
I have a terrible memory.
Highlights from Henry Rollins on 4/5 at Buskirk in...
Mind you I only thought to start taking notes halfway through the show. He spoke for 3 hours straight without taking a sip of water.
“I’m Barack Hussein Obama. Everything I say is in 12 pt. font Helvetica.”
“Get up, do shit.”
“I just don’t understand the need for 5 children.”
“You know what abstinence only sex education gets you? Two...
