Ok guys, we have a dilemma of epic proportions on our hands. As mortal humans, we must come to terms with the fact that history is doomed to repeat itself if we do not learn from our mistakes the first time. I am finally realizing this to be true. Many years ago— 8 in fact— My Big Fat Greek Wedding came out. Many subsequent years passed before I came to realize I should give a shit...
It’s about that time again… Watching this until I fall asleep. G’night.
radiokillmusic: Two Gallants - Despite What...
You’re so attractive when you snort your snot back up.– Gu
“Guess how much money is in my sandwich account.” -Me
I just needed to confess
that I saw Charlie St. Cloud at a free promotional preview. And it was worse than I anticipated.
My mother was talking about me dating the other day and said “boy or girl” without missing a beat. That really meant a lot. Sometimes I forget how fortunate I am to be a part of this family. Thanks, mom.
“Just talk. I swear there is no pressure, you have the prong hida” WELL HOW COULD I SAY NO TO THAT???
I am mildly in love with both delaney and meredith.
Mick Jagger keeps trending on twitter and one day he’s going to actually die and I won’t believe it. And I guess I will remain unaffected by his life and death.
OMG where is Gu?
Me: I know you're not a reader, but you have to read Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf? by Edward Albee. If you don't do it, I'll stop loving you.
Jonathan: As if you could ever love.
Bolivia Bionne: I absolutely can not stand when... →
I absolutely can not stand when people try to justify something they have said or done that is offensive or ignorant by claiming to know someone in the group of people they are commenting on. Examples: My BEST friend is gay, my aunt is a lesbian, my cousin is retarded. I don’t give a fuck what is… I reblog the truth. My best friend, ladies and gentlemen.
I am allergic to cats. I no longer even have the comfort of knowing I won’t die alone because I will have 20 cuddly balls of fur surrounding me during my final moments. Now I will have 20 hairless cats and THAT SHIT IS CREEPY.
mumblebumbles asked: In what order do you choose? http://i.imgur.com/TkBwm.jpg
My study abroad options are essentially Canterbury, England and Cape Town, South Africa. Melinda: Ok should I study abroad in England or South Africa? Vanessa: What kind of question is that? I’m black I choose South Africa. Melinda: But both places are really white. Vanessa: Oh true. England. This is essentially my thought process. I have no clue how I will reach a decision. South Africa...
So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and...
OMG, you guys! I can't wait to miss another season...
thatguychad: So tardy to the the party that I’m not even going to bother.
People keep calling Inception a mindfuck
The people who do this are idiots.
There goes the baker with his tray like always
jmay4826: Really? Who am I? I do not blog and I do not miss people and I most certainly do not choose to watch Mean Girls. And yet here I am. I blame you Melinda Kashner. Your distaste for Mean Girls and cats won’t get you very far in life, my dear. p.s. OMGSOPROUDYOU’REBLOGGING
CONFIRMED: SHOWALTER DOING A SET AT THE COMEDY...
Confirmed: My life just changed drastically!!!!!!!
Me: Ugh I hate people in relationships.
Vanessa: What? I'm always in a relationship.
Me: No, I mean like stable, healthy relationships.
Vanessa: Ohhhh. Yeah I hate those bitches.
I am a contradiction
Not in the 15 year old girl’s diary sense. But in the if I weren’t me I’d hate me sense. Vanessa: Want to see that new movie about old lesbians? Me: OMGZ of course if it’s about feminism and lesbians I’m in. Vanessa: Thought so (pause) Me: Ooh! And Mark Ruffalo is in it, he’s so cute!!!
I hate using the word tolerance in regard to civil rights and open-mindedness and all that jazz. Diversity is not something to be tolerated. It is something to be expected and realized. I didn’t say celebrated because I am not a poster hanging in the classroom.