Results when I image google myself
my twitter icon kyle kinane shelby a cheeseburger
Anonymous asked: When was your last kiss? And does it make you barfy?
Today is dedicated to Stephen Fry
and how I imagine he would pronounce my name.
Anonymous asked: Melinda's cat pics bring the boys to the yard.
Patrice O'Neal is dead.
My response- “oh. ok.”
Hoodie Allen is a great rapper.
But these lyrics are making me want to suicide myself. I mean, I’m going to keep listening. But.
totallynotkelsey replied to your post: Should I try to sleep with the guy who runs trivia night to get the categories ahead of time or? THERE’S NO CHEATING IN TRIVIA Kelsey is the end all be all of everything I hope to be. so. I guess that answers my question.
adarkershadeofred replied to your post: Should I try to sleep with the guy who runs trivia night to get the categories ahead of time or? duh I should mention he is unattractive and has the worst personality I’ve ever encountered.
Should I try to sleep with the guy who runs trivia...
I mean, fuck Jesus, but it’s still Christmas.– Justine, on why nativity scenes are still ok
The only things keeping me from being vegan
pizza Kyle Kinane Ron Swanson Each one more ridiculous than the last. But seriously I ate vegan all day today and I’ve just been in the best mood. I also slept like a normal person. Really needing to turn over this new leaf for good. Just need to erase this semester.
tblant replied to your post: These some ratchet kids. 8:30. Too early for rape. Tony Blanton, spokesman for rape.
These some ratchet kids.
One time a kid at my school got shot and killed and then at his funeral a fight broke out and another kid got shot and killed. And one time a girl got raped during second period. Who rapes someone at 8:30 in the morning?? And one time our teacher dated a 14 year old. And also about 10 other teachers dated students. And after the student council dances and bullshit we would find underwear and...
Someone stole batteries from the school buses at... →
I come from a really good neighborhood, you guys.
I've been spending too much time with people IRL.
I miss my internet friends. Ew.
Season 6, episode 4
Paul Feig makes his debut Roseanne performance. Which officially puts Roseanne at the same caliber as Sabrina the Teenage Wotch.
Grocery shopping at midnight like a sane person.
Yes, and the bright boy can give us a new poison...