Always get super stoked for new year's eve and...
This year is no exception. Still, it’s my favorite holiday. Drink up.
Guess what I'm watching.
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you...– Bill Hicks (via sirmitchell)
I'm still alive.
Our club is being remodeled or some junk so I’ve been a carpenter this week. I’ve done no real carpentry work. I painted a room. But anyway I’ve been busy. Send noodz here.
If you don't like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...
Follow up text from my mother
“I’M NOT RACIST! Well, I guess we all are just a smidge.” omg I love her.
The Kashner Family tries to see a movie...
Adam: Sherlock Holmes is going to be packed, and people are going to be talking because it's the eastside.
Mom: Yeah but are the talkers going to be seeing Sherlock Holmes?
Adam: Are you asking if black people like Sherlock Holmes?
Dad: They be like 'Don't go in there! Don't open that door!'
Melinda: -quietly blogs about her racist family-
You…bitch.– my father, after learning I put that quote on tumblr
When I was a little boy in Delaware I was at a chinese restaurant and I wanted...– my father, after I asked him to tell me more about his childhood
Melinda’s not autistic, she’s just shy.
You guys know way too much about me.
Oy. I have abused the internet.
purepopfornowpeople replied to your quote: I’ve been like so happy for the past month. And I… I hate the Pats, but if Brady likes Skyrim and The Simpsons, I like him slightly more. I guess I should clarify that this was my actual real life friend named Tom Brady and not some dumb football player I would never pay attention to.
I’ve been like so happy for the past month. And I think it’s Skyrim!...– Tom Brady
Tonight I am
taking a hint giving up
ccaall replied to your post: QUESTION i’ve followed you quietly all this time, but it’s high time i made myself heard. YES OH MOTHER OF GOD YES. i chewed many a barbie feet in my youth. THANK YOU. I welcome you with open arms, bb.
Did y’all chew on Barbie feet? Because I did and my mother doesn’t believe me that it was totally common.
God bless the local news.
They just told a story about a man molesting children and “accidentally” showed a picture of Gov. Mitch Daniels instead. So that just made sitting through the local news worth it.