I'm gonna take some pics in somebody else
Brb, teaching my 53 year old father how to use the internet…
I'm an idiot.
So I can’t sleep because I slept from 3-7. And I’m like freaking out because I have to wake up early to drive to Indianapolis tomorrow. And I’ve been lying here dinkin around on tumblr trying to sleep for 2 hours and I just now realized…I could just drive to Indianapolis like…now. Then I could sleep in until 10. Duh. Long story short- LATER BITCHES GOING TO GET MY...
…text from Michelangelo at 1 AM. My, how the tables have turned.
p.s. lawl at the situation smoking parliaments.
Why do people poke my stomach?
“IS IT BECAUSE I’M FAT?!”
I was an hour late to work today because I was asleep and DUH sleep is more important. So I got written up for the first time and that was stressful because I don’t like to be in trouble. I can’t handle the anxiety. But I get over it and go about my business. Then I see a note posted on the schedule that says “Melinda see Stephanie.” Anxiety returns. So I go into...
I'm gonna need this article to stop saying "penal...
likeliterallydead replied to your post:Last week at prison we had to come up with… sauron is in your heart never forget frodo’s going to drop a ring in your stomach omg I’m in lesbians with you so hard right now.
Last week at prison we had to come up with nicknames that started with the same letter as our first name and I chose Mordor and everyone made fun of me. I hope they’ve forgotten by now.
qtthreepointonefour replied to your post: What do you look for in a partner? I love the use of partner I thought it was very respectful.
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Let’s have a chat. Topics may include: how much you hate the term “chat” everything you love about me that’s about it
ugh fuckin chandler and monica
I'm officially a victim of identity theft!
Bitches tryna say I spent 60 dollas at the bookstore. BITCH. I only hit up TIS duh. So I called the bank and they’re all sorry Ms. Kashner. But now I have to go all the way to Indianapolis this weekend because my bank doesn’t believe in having a branch in Bloomington. Fuck that.
Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.– George Washington
Accurate candy wrappers.
tblant asked: Severely lacking.