I will keep drinking until someone stops me.
I don’t know if that is a threat or a promise.
This nigga won't stop cryin.
and I’m like, bitch.
sheshalf asked: fuck yes, i feel so drunk and creepy!
Actual excerpt from The Canterbury Tales:
Why is my neighebores wyf so gay? Should I live blog this whole class or?
Number of times I have told IU I am not an actuary student so please take me off of the mailing list: 3 Number of emails I get a day from the actuary department: 3984908374837492370487837274634726382193
We have a simple one page research paper due...
Stupid Idiot Kid: Would you like a bibliography? Professor: It’s one page. If you’re not using wikipedia, you’re missing the point.
On this day in 2010,
I watched Angels in the Outfield. This is somehow comforting. You’ve won this one, facebook.
Remember that time I dated my professor.
Lol remember that time I forgot where I lived again? Only this time I was sober and there was daylight.
I am in the state of Denver.
Spotted: bjcg exiting the union looking very summery in salmon shorts. xoxo gg
Does rum and hot chocolate sound good to anyone...
I need Waiting to Exhale and How Stella Got Her Groove Back to be on Instant, goddammit.
Eternally fascinated by Frankie Muniz's twitter.
lol just applied to graduate lol having a panic attack lol naptime
I think you drink too much, but I’m not even going to talk about that.– my mother, Lucille Bluth
Now that I (kind of) only have class Tuesdays and...
I will be spending the rest of my Monday with you fine folks blazin’, online shoppin’, and watching all Chris O’Dowd everything. Won’t you tumble with me?
lol @ completely changing my schedule on the first...
making good life decisions y’all!
Stoked to get a bagel in Ballantine before the...
LOL at Salena Gomez having no clue who Tyler is
that should be a drinking game
deadniggastorage: anytime a black woman cries in a Tyler Perry movie DRINK
I don't know what the fuck I'm blogging, guys.
deadniggastorage: Beyonce perfoming like its her last PROBABLY IS