Y'all talkin about my boy John Mayer...
I don’t have strong feelings about him one way or another but surely he is more culturally relevant than fucking Sublime or Ralphie May, right? Oh God, am I out of touch?
Coming soon to the IU Auditorium!
Ralphie May Sublime Riverdance Really? Really.
I can’t have a baby because I will be holding it and then I will trip and fall and then my baby will be dead.
Can I have a TARDIS bong?
Can that be a thing?
breakfastinbed replied to your post: Titles of text posts past. An A to Z retrospective. lol @ chili recipe
Titles of text posts past. An A to Z...
And I won the war against Greenpeace! Billy Crystal, I feel you Can someone explain dubstep to me again? Dads with Black Flag tattoos Eating the fuck out of some saltines and apple juice Finna get a roommate. runteldat. Gadhafi not Gotwals! Gadhafi not Gotwals! Had a dream I got kicked out of school because my boobs were too big I AM DRUNK BUT THIS IMPORTANT Jay and Kanye are so bougie...
thecosmonaut asked: Pffft, come on. Give me one reason they wouldn't hypersexual her. Honestly. It's sad but true. I don't often watch a lot of crime TV, but I can't remember the last time I turned on one and saw a pair of characters who were the opposite sex that WEREN'T simmering under the heat of their own sexual tension. I have nothing against Lucy Liu, but I do have something against an...
I will be in NYC. New York tumblys, hi.
steviekae replied to your post: Must go to NYC. Must GTFO. I will have “Empire State of Mind” playing when you arrive and then I will cry! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnIEY3bmQI here you go. finding the gif was a nightmare.
Must go to NYC. Must GTFO.
spring break plz.
So I'm exhausted for many reasons, but one of the...
mypainisaplatinumstack: We’re going to get late-night donuts sometime this week at this 24-hour donut place on the west side of town. Is that not romantic as fuck. I live right by there. Finna stalk. O.o
I don't know how the fuck this happened.
But Frank Turner was in Indianapolis last Thursday. When I was off work and could have gone. How. Why.
On that Gilda Radner shit.
Watching the Bill Murray episodes of SNL all...
And probably all tomorrow, too.
Mood via Playlist
The Shins Gotye Dr. Dog Crime Mob Wheatus Toto
You guys know the origin of the word picnic?
Teach em, Schon.
I just remembered that Chris Farley is dead.
Anonymous asked: your a fuckin racist
The police leave my neighborhood alone.
Because we’re the white stoners.
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