PBR for dinner bye forever
Did you meet that boy on Grindhouse?– Kim, talking about Grindr, being absolutely 100% serious
Superman’s Fortitude of Solace– Boug Denson
Anonymous asked: The red wine puke is in the dudes bathroom in the union.
Mood via Playlist
The Avett Brothers Lil Boosie
This guy I like
calls me funny a lot, and I can’t tell if he’s genuinely being nice or if he knows that’s my biggest insecurity and is exploiting that. Basically, I assume anyone who shows interest in me is a manipulative mastermind trying to crush me emotionally. That’s healthy.
Anonymous asked: How do you even put up with all the bullshit there is?
Money will come if it’s supposed to, but all I can control is the quality of...– Kyle Kinane on performing (via theworkingmusician)
“A full beard on a young man is rare these days.” Are you fucking kidding me? Choke on a brick.
Every single person in this DMT documentary
is so high. This is a biased study.
Anonymous asked: he doesn't miss you. he just misses that he gets to avoid himself while with real humans.
fuckingawesomewade: Mash Up - the full pilot. This thing is so great. I could watch this forever.
My birthday's coming up... →
Melinda, do us one of your funny skits.– Kaleigh <3
My ears are on fire.
When I was 18 I was like, I can’t wait until I’m 30.– Pete Holmes, my giant twin
I don't understand this world. →
Watching all 33 TJ Miller videos on Comedy Central’s website.
I will never say that progress is being made if you stick a knife in my back...– Malcolm X (via randomaniacfilm)