Hey, best night.
Hey, best night.
Tomás Saraceno - Poetic Cosmos Of The Breath
Hey, so, like Gywneth Paltrow’s last cookbook, I was on the waiting list at Monroe County Library just so that I can check it out and make fun of it. I was #18 on the list, and turns out it was so, so, totally worth it.
Look at howbad her hair looks. Anyway, the “cookbook” yielded a questionable number of ”recipes,” many of which had very few ingredients, many of which were things I learned to make after school (elementary school) when my mom wasn’t home to make a snack. They were also super duper “healthy.” And yea, here at Soups & Roots & Rants, we love healthy food, but not so much to the point of counter-functionality. The things her “doctor” restricts her from eating, for example: “no coffee, no alcohol, no dairy, no eggs, no sugar, no shellfish, no deepwater fish, no potatoes, no tomatoes, no bell pepper, no eggplant, no corn, no wheat, no meat, no soy, nothing processed at all.” The fuck? No tomatoes? Like, what can you “eat” then? This is women who brought us the delight of the “Oyster Po-Boy” in her last cookbook (which, I would like point out, is not only really gross, but is an oxymoron, as oysters are super fucking expensive, and Po’Boy is short for “Poor Boy”)
Because of her inclination toward boring, healthy “foods” with very few “ingredients,” we got lots more wonderful things like this “recipe” for avocado on toast:
omg lol yes
President Obama at the 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
perfect president is perfect
This is me willingly being suckered in to the scheme, man.
Just murders me. Every time.
BFF and ceiling. V good at FT.
To FaceTime with Spencer is to FaceTime with a closeup of his eyebrow.
Mimosas in the morning mimosas in the evening…
Punk Rock Girl- The Dead Milkmen
very much don’t want the feels, but very much can’t deny the feels.
lil bill is that u